Month: April 2017
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I'm That Mom
I’m that mom with that kid you always here and see running and screaming through Walmart like a chicken with his head cut off.I’m that mom with the kid who has to play with every toy or touch every can at the storesI’m that mom with the dirty sticky child who looks like they haven’t […]
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A Word of Advice to the Girls with Baby Fever
To all of you young girls between sixteen and twenty-two that are so in love with babies and just “need” one NOW….get a job in a nursery and buy a chastity belt because I promise you having a baby is NOT what you think it is.Take it from the girl who has had a total […]
That Crazy Mom 